Bentley is Better Than Parker · The Official Head-to-Head Record

B vs P BENTLEY vs PARKER Bentley is better. Here's the head-to-head record.
Pediatric Anthropology

The Film Room

Six volumes of side-by-side game tape from the family's primary record.

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Two boys in matching pink-striped shirts, Crown Family Studios, 1988 Vol. I

Origins

1986–1990

Two members of the same lineage, observed from the beginning. The dominant brother stands; the younger requires seating.

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Two boys with chocolate-smeared faces on top of the kitchen table Vol. II

The Awkward Phase

1990–1998

Bowl cuts, basement air hockey, and the structural violation of the kitchen table.

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Formal Folkman family Thanksgiving portrait, 1998 Vol. III

Peak Parker

1998–2002

Subject P.'s coolness score reaches its documented all-time high. The trajectory thereafter is monotonically downward.

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Bentley and Parker at a Utah reservoir, 2001 Vol. IV

Athletic Aspirations

2001–2004

The earliest documented attempts by Subject P. to assume an athletic identity. Not corroborated by results.

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Crown Studios, Bentley standing, Parker seated Vol. V

The Pose Catalog

1986–present

A longitudinal study of posture, confidence, and who, in each frame, is standing.

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Two boys at a lake with popsicles Vol. VI

Vacations & Other Incidents

1990–2005

Reservoirs, red rock, popsicles, and the Welcome Home banner. The Institute travels.

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