Bentley is Better Than Parker · The Official Head-to-Head Record

B vs P BENTLEY vs PARKER Bentley is better. Here's the head-to-head record.
The Tournament of Existence

Head-to-Head

Six rounds. Six matchups. Six identical outcomes.

★★★★★ Verified by FICSR

Six rounds. Six matchups. Six identical outcomes. The Institute presents the official competitive record, ratified by FICSR and uncontested by the opposing party.

ROUND 1 · ATHLETICS BENTLEY W PARKER L ROUND 2 · CULINARY JUDGMENT & BBQ BENTLEY W PARKER L ROUND 3 · CHILDHOOD JOB PERFORMANCE (AT THE BUILDING) BENTLEY W PARKER L ROUND 4 · ORIGINALITY & AUTHENTICITY BENTLEY W PARKER L ROUND 5 · WORK ETHIC & THE REMOTE LIFE BENTLEY W PARKER L ROUND 6 · COGNITIVE HEALTH BENTLEY W PARKER L CHAMPION BENTLEY FOLKMAN BRACKETS 1995–PRESENT · THE TOURNAMENT IS ANNUAL
The Six Rounds

Full Slate

Round 1

Athletics

A comparative review of lifetime athletic competence across the two specimens.

Bentley def. Parker → Round 2

Culinary Judgment & BBQ

An evaluation of two grown men, one of whom lives in Kansas City.

Bentley def. Parker → Round 3

Childhood Job Performance (at the Building)

A retrospective audit of two careers in agricultural science support, ages 8–18.

Bentley def. Parker → Round 4

Originality & Authenticity

Subject P. has no internal compass. The Institute presents the supporting record across three life stages.

Bentley def. Parker → Round 5

Work Ethic & The Remote Life

A study of two career trajectories, one of which is conducted in pajamas.

Bentley def. Parker → Round 6

Cognitive Health

A clinical comparison, conducted with compassion, of two adult cognitive profiles.

Bentley def. Parker →
Tournament Champion

Bentley Folkman

Six rounds. Six identical verdicts. The Institute thanks Subject P. for his participation. He is encouraged to return next year, where the tournament will once again be held.

Subject P. has been notified of his right to challenge any individual ruling. No challenge has been received. The tournament record is final.