Exhibit 01 The Wingback Chair, in motion
Surveillance footage, residence of subject's parents, c. 1998. One of an estimated 14,000 documented sessions.
→ Cognitive Health (Round 6); Wingback Chair Deposition
Fabricated Exhibits Catalog
The Highlight Reel
Twenty-six exhibits. Plates drop in as they are produced.
★★★★★ Verified by FICSR
Curator's note. Each card holds an exhibit's title, intended caption, and placement. When a plate is produced, drop it into
public/exhibits/EXHIBIT_01.jpg and the card displays it automatically.
Section 1 — Starter Kit
Exhibit 01 
Exhibit 02 The Building Performance Review
A scanned-looking HR ledger. Bentley progresses Floor Operations → Tank Sanitation → Sanitation Lead. Parker, every year: "Continues with cultures."
→ Childhood Job (Round 3)
Exhibit 03 Subject P. at his post, c. 1996
Subject P., age 8, at his post. Performance: acceptable to cultures.
→ Childhood Job (Round 3); Archives — The Building Years
Exhibit 04 Parker, frozen at the 7-Eleven candy aisle
Time-lapse blur communicates the thirty minutes. The man is the only sharp figure in the frame.
→ Originality (Round 4, Phase III)
Exhibit 05 Subject P., engaged in remote work
Salesforce dashboard, an underperforming fantasy kicker on the second monitor, a juice box entering frame. 2:14pm on a Tuesday.
→ Work Ethic (Round 5)
Exhibit 06 Subject P., guarding the jello bowl
Note the dominant male, age 9, hovering. The bowl will not move until he has.
→ Originality (Round 4, Phase IV)
Exhibit 07 The Provenance Ledger
A handwritten audit cross-referencing each Parker musical "discovery" against the originating Bentley mix CD — dated 18 months earlier.
→ Originality (Round 4, Phase II)
Exhibit 08 Subject P. claims the kickoff
BYU season opener. He is the only one standing. Chyron: "PLAY: KICKOFF."
→ Cognitive Health (Round 6); About FICSR
Exhibit 09 What Subject P. would have built
The deliberately awful alternate-timeline mockup. Times New Roman, broken images, a hit counter at 0014.
→ /rejected-design/
Exhibit 10 The Folkman Family Bracket
The six-round tournament rendered as an NCAA-style bracket. Champion: Bentley Folkman.
→ Head-to-Head hub
Section 2 — Stretch Catalog
Exhibit 11 Bentley on Mt. Rushmore
Bentley's face carved as the fifth head, weathered to match.
→ Home footer Easter egg; About FICSR
Exhibit 12 Parker's BBQ
A single charred, unidentifiable cylindrical object on the grill. The man remains unchanged and proud.
→ BBQ (Round 2)
Exhibit 13 Subject P.'s LinkedIn Profile (mock)
"Full Stack Software Engineer (Backend, primarily). I do not do UI." Profile Strength: Needs Work.
→ Work Ethic (Round 5); Testimonials
Exhibit 14 Side-by-side MRI
Two near-identical scans. B. Folkman: "within normal limits." P. Folkman: "additional study warranted — WINGBACK ARTIFACT?"
→ Cognitive Health (Round 6)
Exhibit 15 The Lawn (NDVI satellite)
Bentley's lawn: lush, healthy NDVI. Parker's: brown, patchy, low score. "HOA letter mailed" overlay.
→ Doctored Evidence standalone
Exhibit 16 Air Hockey Game, Final Score
A digital scoreboard above the air hockey table reads "BENTLEY 7 — PARKER 0."
→ Athletics (Round 1); Archives Vol. IV
Exhibit 17 Parker holding a Discman with a Bentley CD
A CD-R labeled in another person's Sharpie: "B's Mix #14 — Return When Done." He is unbothered.
→ Originality (Round 4, Phase II)
Exhibit 18 The Wingback in Protective Custody
The chair in basement storage, under a dust cover, tagged "EXHIBIT 04-B — DO NOT REMOVE."
→ Wingback Chair Deposition
Exhibit 19 Sunday Jello Bowl Topology
A CT-scan-style topographic map: First-Scoop Strike Zone, Permissible Sibling Zone, The Untouched Mass.
→ Originality (Round 4, Phase IV)
Exhibit 20 The Decision Timer Widget
Functional, not generated. The shot-clock widget in the corner of this very page. "Subject P., next candy bar."
→ Site-wide Easter egg (live)
Exhibit 21 Standup Camera Status
A meeting grid. Four cameras on. The fifth tile: "Parker Folkman — camera off — bad lighting today."
→ Work Ethic (Round 5)
Exhibit 22 The IKEA Malm Aftermath
Top drawer installed backwards. Three loose screws on the carpet. A man walking away in defeat.
→ Work Ethic; Cognitive Health
Exhibit 23 Family Christmas Card, Re-issued
The 5-person Christmas photo, straightened, watermarked "REISSUED BY FICSR — VERIFIED — 2026."
→ About FICSR
Exhibit 24 The Sharpie Inventory
20–30 CD-Rs, each labeled in Bentley's hand: "B's Mix #1," "#2"… on a 90s nightstand.
→ Originality (Round 4, Phase II)
Exhibit 25 The Concession Form, Stamped
Form CF-001 with a red "RECEIVED — FICSR — [today]" stamp across the top.
→ Post-submission confirmation
Exhibit 26 The Welcome Home Banner, Re-deployed
Colors enhanced, banner text sharpened, brass plaque overlay: "FICSR Founder Returns, 2005."
→ About FICSR hero/footer
